Sunday, December 18, 2005

You've had WOW. Now meet MOM!

Welcome! to yet another post of.. (drum roll) WA! (cymbal crash) WA! (cymbal crash again) also known as.. (cue: timpani) Wacky Acronyms! (gong clash) By.... Yours truly.. (snare roll).. Randy! (crash cymbals)


Today's Acronym: MOM!

Are YOU a mom?

MOM: verb or adjective or adverb or noun.
Mind Over Matter.
A characteristic of some people who can control their mind better than matter.

How to know if you are a MOM??
Option 1: Eat a plate of Char Siew Rice while watching liver being blended in CSI. If you do not puke or turn away from the television set, YOU are certified.. MOM! (hi, mom)

Option 2: Devour a bowl of curry while watching decomposed body remains on CSI that strangely look similar to the bowl of whats-it-called that you are holding. If you can continue eating at a steady pace, YOU are.. MOM! (yo, mom)



Are you MOM??


(cue: closing credits) And that's all for... (drum roll)WA! (cymbal crash) WA! Wacky Acronyms by.. (snare roll) yours truly (gong!) Randy!!
See you again.. next time.. for.. (drum roll) WA! (cymbal crash) WA! Wacky Acronyms by.. (snare roll) yours truly (gong!) Randy!