Lame Joke
LAME JOKE ALERT!
If you suffer from any of the following symptoms when faced with a lame joke:
a) breathlessness
b) inability to respond
c) forced laughter
d) an incoherent speech pattern
e) irregular heart beat
f) feeling of retaliatory physical assault
you are advised not to read the following. By proceeding on, you are hereby acknowledging that you do not suffer any of the above symptoms.
Who says office workers don't exercise much when they beat around the bush, run around in circles, sharpen pencils, jump to conclusions, climb the corporate ladder, skip a step or two?