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If the underwire from a bra can deflect a bullet, maybe they should start issuing soldiers with bras, to be tried-and-tested bullet deflectors.
Or maybe issue underwires. Perhaps then we need to come out with an estimated of male cup sizes then.
Or perhaps, just follow the old Western Cowboy way, and issue all with two bibles, one for the left breast and one for the right breast. It'll stop a bullet.
Ain't sure about the second one.
