Saturday, April 18, 2009

What if.

He bursts out of the door, with two goons chasing him. One reaches out to grab him, but slips on a wooden frame and falls. The other leaps over him and continues the chase. He dashes forward and turns at the corner, only to stop in his tracks. In front of him, lies a ten metre high stone wall, and no other exit.

Halfway around the globe, a man dressed in a nondescript black shirt and blue jeans appears on a toilet display set. Onlookers gawk through the window, as he stares blankly around him in disbelief.

[Camera zooms in to the brand beside the flush button. It reads 'Jumper'.]

He disappears and we see him at a counter, with a brightly-lit Hotel 81 sign hung on the wall. The receptionist asks for his name, and he replies, 'Bourne. Bourne Lah.'

[Cue: Hotel sign fades to Movie title: Jumper Bourne Lah.]

It's not that hard to imagine.