It does look like a little fierce, but I'm pretty sure this iron (man) will get the job done. Not too sure where the steam vents are located, though I would advise you to position this near the door for maximum effect.
On second thought, if you do already have an iron at home, why not just use this as a security device? I would imagine burglars would get a shock when they break into your house, only to see the two white lights staring straight at him.
If only my clothes could be smooth and steamed with just a blast.
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