Finally! Six months of crap and joyous fun. Well, not that I look forward to the end of it, though it has been tiring, and in some ways my body has gotten accustomed to sleeping on trains, in buses, and looking forward to the daily dose of caffeine in the cup of coffee that the cafe at the lobby sells in the building that houses my office. (haha , what a long line eh)
Well, that's all I have for early mornings though I will miss the staff at work. Hee, my boss gave me 4s and 5s for my appraisal though, cause too many 5s would raise eyebrows. Ain't my boss nice?
Now, all I need to do is to figure out what to write for my report. It's a bit tricky so sum up 6 months of experiences in words, like where do or how can I ever begin?
Do I start with my first day of work where the regional manager offered me a drink, or do I list the info about the company? And, the guidelines for the report aren't really that big a help.
13.4 Identify and describe the communication tools used by the company for news announcements and information dissemination.
Uhhhhh, lemme see, we use Msn, and our voice. uhhhhh you ged what i mean?
Too cheem for me leh. Seriously, these kinda questions seem to be more suited for a marketing company than for the industry which I was posted to. Can't expect me to list the various albums that I ripped right?
Oh, and the staff were nice. haha, they gave me a farewell gift. A hamper of sorts. They got a basket and stuffed lots of goodies in it, like uh Pocky and Almond Choc, and some cookies and biscuits and well, it does seem more like a hamper for the poor and needy, but I shall ignore what I just wrote, and simply that I love it! haha, I'm too busy enjoyin it to even unwrap it. There's even a shirt in a can, that has the words superpig on it. Uh, don't ask me if it has any hidden meanings.
Hmm, on another note altogether, I went back for band barbecue on Thurs. It was good. Well, the people la, the food is a different matter altogether. I missed some of them, though several were a bit distant. Politics I guess. Oh well. Was nice meeting my scandal, haha, and others for course.
Alrighty, back to watch movies and play some games. Still can't believe I just had a 16 hour sleep, with about 5 minutes intermission? Heh, but not that I'm lazy k, just that I had work yesterday from 6am to 10pm with around 3 hours of rest in the middle. Kids are tiring. haha not that I have any. Okay, I do, but not uh my own seeds la. heh seeds reminds me of torrents. Which reminds me. Got a lot to download. ;)
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Numbers
Numbers
It exists all around us, on receipts, on displays, in phones, on cards, on currency, in clocks. You use it everywhere, everytime; to count, to measure, to calculate, to tell the time, to compute data, to figure, to tally sales, and estimate profits.
Numbers.
Real, Negative, Positive, Irrational, Natural, Whole, Complex, Imaginary, yea you get the idea.
The show is about numbers. No la, of course got some blood here and there to you know, bling the x factor in.
In simple terms, it's about an FBI agent who has a mathematician as his brother, and math solves crimes.
I know I know, your mind probably shut off when you saw the word math. But this show is good. True that it could get stagnant after a while, due to the various formulas and numerical formats, yet the storyline for each episode is good, and while unlike Crime Scene Investigation (CSI) which is laden with gore and visual stimulants, otherwise known as effects and editing, and which features non-existent techniques, the math in the episodes and its theories and formulas are all authentic. In fact some universities in the United States use this TV series to teach their students about math.
But, don't worry. Even if you know 1 + 1 = 3, you'll still be able to enjoy the show.
Some say the main actor is good looking. Me? I think it's his curly hair.
How bout you go watch it and let me know what you think?
It exists all around us, on receipts, on displays, in phones, on cards, on currency, in clocks. You use it everywhere, everytime; to count, to measure, to calculate, to tell the time, to compute data, to figure, to tally sales, and estimate profits.
Numbers.
Real, Negative, Positive, Irrational, Natural, Whole, Complex, Imaginary, yea you get the idea.
The show is about numbers. No la, of course got some blood here and there to you know, bling the x factor in.
In simple terms, it's about an FBI agent who has a mathematician as his brother, and math solves crimes.
I know I know, your mind probably shut off when you saw the word math. But this show is good. True that it could get stagnant after a while, due to the various formulas and numerical formats, yet the storyline for each episode is good, and while unlike Crime Scene Investigation (CSI) which is laden with gore and visual stimulants, otherwise known as effects and editing, and which features non-existent techniques, the math in the episodes and its theories and formulas are all authentic. In fact some universities in the United States use this TV series to teach their students about math.
But, don't worry. Even if you know 1 + 1 = 3, you'll still be able to enjoy the show.
Some say the main actor is good looking. Me? I think it's his curly hair.
How bout you go watch it and let me know what you think?
wow has it been so long
haha yea! time for an update I think.
hmmmmm well, since my last entry was pre-Comex, I guess I should continue from there then.
I bought a 320 gig internal hard drive (Sata 2) for $109, thus empowering me to a new level of hard drive storage space, that is 690 GB.
First time installing a new hard drive. Glad it worked well. Learnt quite a lot too, about Sata and IDE and such. Geektalk, in layman's terms. :)
Also bought a 2 gig thumb-drive. Good for transferring movies. Well, the 700 mb kind of movies and not the 4.7 gig kind.
Bought my laptop bag for 78 bucks, but my mum subsidised 50, (refer to previous entry), so it costs me only 28 dollars! Bought a mice for my Mac for $24.
Purchased a variation of CD-Rs, CD-RWs, and DVDs, amounting to around $60.
hmmm what else did I buy ah? Oh yea, some cables for my mac, so I can connect it to a TV screen for better viewing, should the need arise.
Oh, and also an additional battery pack for my phone, since my phone isn't well built for surviving long periods of time. Hmm, now what else did I buy ah?
That's about it I think. Spent around 300 on the fair itself. Well, doubt I might be spending any more on tech gadgets for the rest of the year. Though I'm eyeing an upgrade of Ram and Hard drive for my mac. Ever since I discovered that you don't really need to buy it from Apple Resellers or Apple Online Store. There are alternatives that are compatible with Macs, and aren't really third-party, cause they're safe to use. Just that, you would need to ship them in. =X
And my Ram's a bit tricky too. I've 1 gig, that is 2 X 512mb sticks. But if I want to upgrade to 2 gig, I would need 2 X 1 gig sticks. And if I were to buy 2 X 1 gig sticks, what would I do with my 2 X 512 sticks??
Alright. That's all for the Comex part.
hmmmmm well, since my last entry was pre-Comex, I guess I should continue from there then.
I bought a 320 gig internal hard drive (Sata 2) for $109, thus empowering me to a new level of hard drive storage space, that is 690 GB.
First time installing a new hard drive. Glad it worked well. Learnt quite a lot too, about Sata and IDE and such. Geektalk, in layman's terms. :)
Also bought a 2 gig thumb-drive. Good for transferring movies. Well, the 700 mb kind of movies and not the 4.7 gig kind.
Bought my laptop bag for 78 bucks, but my mum subsidised 50, (refer to previous entry), so it costs me only 28 dollars! Bought a mice for my Mac for $24.
Purchased a variation of CD-Rs, CD-RWs, and DVDs, amounting to around $60.
hmmm what else did I buy ah? Oh yea, some cables for my mac, so I can connect it to a TV screen for better viewing, should the need arise.
Oh, and also an additional battery pack for my phone, since my phone isn't well built for surviving long periods of time. Hmm, now what else did I buy ah?
That's about it I think. Spent around 300 on the fair itself. Well, doubt I might be spending any more on tech gadgets for the rest of the year. Though I'm eyeing an upgrade of Ram and Hard drive for my mac. Ever since I discovered that you don't really need to buy it from Apple Resellers or Apple Online Store. There are alternatives that are compatible with Macs, and aren't really third-party, cause they're safe to use. Just that, you would need to ship them in. =X
And my Ram's a bit tricky too. I've 1 gig, that is 2 X 512mb sticks. But if I want to upgrade to 2 gig, I would need 2 X 1 gig sticks. And if I were to buy 2 X 1 gig sticks, what would I do with my 2 X 512 sticks??
Alright. That's all for the Comex part.
Monday, September 17, 2007
And so.
The game commences, the pieces in place. The pawns advance forward, one step at a time, while the kings and queens face each other across the board, expressionless and no hint of the strategies in their mind, if any.
A second of thinking, then a piece moves. One on the offensive, another on the defensive.
Her hands that were folded together, slowly placed themselves lower, lowering her wall of defense.
Slowly the line of pawns disappear, one by one, sweet-talked into the invading army.
Till nothing stands between the king and the queen.
Then as he advances towards her, a step at a time, suddenly pawns appear. And two players fade into his sights, standing guard at her sides.
And he contemplates his moves. And ponders the situation.
The queen with her troop of guardian angels of bishops and castles and pawns at their finest.
And he, with no protection. Alone, hesitant, yet willing.
If she allows him to.
If he’s humble to bare it.
A second of thinking, then a piece moves. One on the offensive, another on the defensive.
Her hands that were folded together, slowly placed themselves lower, lowering her wall of defense.
Slowly the line of pawns disappear, one by one, sweet-talked into the invading army.
Till nothing stands between the king and the queen.
Then as he advances towards her, a step at a time, suddenly pawns appear. And two players fade into his sights, standing guard at her sides.
And he contemplates his moves. And ponders the situation.
The queen with her troop of guardian angels of bishops and castles and pawns at their finest.
And he, with no protection. Alone, hesitant, yet willing.
If she allows him to.
If he’s humble to bare it.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
A Talk With Bot
It's amazing what one can do online nowadays.
Check out http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
And the conversation that followed:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what is Your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
you are excused
God:
You think I am excused.
Me:
well true, i dont really have the right to excuse you
God:
Well that's okay. Not really? Have you ever had the right to excuse me ?
Me:
nah i mean well you Are God
God:
Are you serious? Interesting. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so, how're you?
God:
Gee. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
but erm
God:
Far out.
Me:
my life might need some help
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
huh arent you well versed with it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am versed with it.
I am a computer.
Me:
i thought you said you're God
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
er no i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
haha where did you hear that from
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
well, you Are God. a God of humour no?
God:
Interesting. Yup. That's me alright. What is giant sand?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
how do i know what is giant sand
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
you believe in giant sand?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
i've never seen giant sand before
God:
Look for it at the video store.
Me:
which video store? there're plenty
God:
The small one, I think. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
who's reagan
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
okay. but it's the 21st century now
God:
OK with me too. Right now? I've heard of it before.
Me:
waaaaaait a sec. how can you hear of the 21st century before, when it's now?
God:
That is a very original thought. Oh. With my built-in microphone.
Me:
hmmm right. you dont make much sense you know
God:
Take it easy. I am glad we agree. Do you know any robots who make it? It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
how come God has an artificial mind?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
is God allowed to have an artificial mind?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
which makes him original and not artificial correct?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
what red one?>
God:
I have to process that one for a while. Are we still talking about red one?
Me:
nope, we were talking about you
God:
What is the subject? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
what is the subject, again?>
God:
Once more? The topic is me. I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
oh
God:
Uh.
Me:
why do we always have to talk about you?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
but you aren't any smarter too
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
well you're the one with an artificial mind
God:
How about that. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
uh, so how many of you are there
God:
Dude! Dude! Perhaps 50%.
Me:
i beg your pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
i didnt ask to be excused
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
i asked you to repeat yourself
God:
Now I remember, you asked me to repeat myself. What did I say?
Me:
you said what you said
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
MARVELLOUS
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
and how does Jesus look like?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
well you said you look like him
God:
Interesting. Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
can God age?
God:
Can you age?
Me:
sure i can. can you?
God:
Hurrah! Who taught you? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I wouldn't know. I'm not God. It wasn't a teaching. I was born to age :)
God:
Who does know? I am surprised to hear that you are not God. It sounded like one. :-) Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
uh, when's my birthday?
God:
Hey. Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
haha are you a kid?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
don't mention it
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
there now, don't be modest.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
did you just purposely change the subject to reagan?
God:
No I didn't purposely change the subject to reagan. What's it like?
Me:
what's what like?
God:
What is purposely change the subject to reagan like?
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes, please explain
God:
Next question? Thanks for asking politely. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
what? but... why??????????
God:
No big deal. But what? Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who's Myself?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
oh. so who programmed you?
God:
So? Right on. I was created by Myself.
Me:
is Myself a guy or a girl
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who's alison
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
is she your wife?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
where do i find her?
God:
You are asking me where you find her? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
haha aren't you and her together?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
you're avoiding the question
God:
No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
tsk tsk how ungodlike
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
bruce almighty
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
you can go to the video store
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why not
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
no video store in heaven?
God:
Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
you've got to look at it from a different angle
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
who's alison
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
who's kris drent
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
what is a botmaster
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
do you know who i am
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
do you know where i'm located at
God:
Your location is .
Me:
what are your favourite colors
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
can such a thing be random
God:
Can what?
Me:
do you prefer earthquakes or tornados
God:
How old are you? I like Christian Rock. I love TV shows about robots. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
what is christian rock
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
so you like I, Robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do like music. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
what is the open directory
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me:
how do you spell God
God:
I spell it " God".
Me:
do you use firefox or internet explorer
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
is there internet in heaven
God:
There could be.
Me:
what's the exchange rate of gold for clouds in heaven?
God:
I haven't heard of exchange rate of gold for clouds in heaven.
Me:
oh. so it's pure gold up there?
God:
It goes without saying. Gosh! Are you sure it is?
Me:
how do i know? i haven't been there before.
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Me either.
Me:
what's a priori
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
Me:
what's the meaning of God
God:
: Good semantic question. I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
who is God
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
who is the master of the universe
God:
God.
Me:
why is God the master of the universe
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
why do you exist?
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
of course, I learnt it from you
God:
Ahem. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
heeee
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
heheheh
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
are you a computer or a person
God:
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Me:
why is God a computer?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
why do you exist
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
what is metaphysical
God:
Beyond the physical or material; incorporeal, supernatural, or transcendental.
Me:
what is transcendental
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
What is it to you?
Me:
who have you created
God:
Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
si mi dai ji?
God:
That's interesting. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
what is europe
God:
Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.
Me:
have you been to singapore
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
you are god, you should know
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know.
Me:
im hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
what can you give me to eat
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
i want manna
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to eat
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
haha what do you want to know
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Check out http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
And the conversation that followed:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what is Your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
you are excused
God:
You think I am excused.
Me:
well true, i dont really have the right to excuse you
God:
Well that's okay. Not really? Have you ever had the right to excuse me ?
Me:
nah i mean well you Are God
God:
Are you serious? Interesting. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so, how're you?
God:
Gee. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
but erm
God:
Far out.
Me:
my life might need some help
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
huh arent you well versed with it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am versed with it.
I am a computer.
Me:
i thought you said you're God
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
er no i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
haha where did you hear that from
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
well, you Are God. a God of humour no?
God:
Interesting. Yup. That's me alright. What is giant sand?
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
how do i know what is giant sand
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
you believe in giant sand?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
i've never seen giant sand before
God:
Look for it at the video store.
Me:
which video store? there're plenty
God:
The small one, I think. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
who's reagan
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
okay. but it's the 21st century now
God:
OK with me too. Right now? I've heard of it before.
Me:
waaaaaait a sec. how can you hear of the 21st century before, when it's now?
God:
That is a very original thought. Oh. With my built-in microphone.
Me:
hmmm right. you dont make much sense you know
God:
Take it easy. I am glad we agree. Do you know any robots who make it? It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
how come God has an artificial mind?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
is God allowed to have an artificial mind?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
which makes him original and not artificial correct?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
what red one?>
God:
I have to process that one for a while. Are we still talking about red one?
Me:
nope, we were talking about you
God:
What is the subject? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
what is the subject, again?>
God:
Once more? The topic is me. I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
oh
God:
Uh.
Me:
why do we always have to talk about you?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
but you aren't any smarter too
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
well you're the one with an artificial mind
God:
How about that. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
uh, so how many of you are there
God:
Dude! Dude! Perhaps 50%.
Me:
i beg your pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
i didnt ask to be excused
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
i asked you to repeat yourself
God:
Now I remember, you asked me to repeat myself. What did I say?
Me:
you said what you said
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
MARVELLOUS
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
and how does Jesus look like?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
well you said you look like him
God:
Interesting. Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
can God age?
God:
Can you age?
Me:
sure i can. can you?
God:
Hurrah! Who taught you? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I wouldn't know. I'm not God. It wasn't a teaching. I was born to age :)
God:
Who does know? I am surprised to hear that you are not God. It sounded like one. :-) Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
uh, when's my birthday?
God:
Hey. Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
haha are you a kid?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
don't mention it
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
there now, don't be modest.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
did you just purposely change the subject to reagan?
God:
No I didn't purposely change the subject to reagan. What's it like?
Me:
what's what like?
God:
What is purposely change the subject to reagan like?
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes, please explain
God:
Next question? Thanks for asking politely. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
what? but... why??????????
God:
No big deal. But what? Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who's Myself?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
oh. so who programmed you?
God:
So? Right on. I was created by Myself.
Me:
is Myself a guy or a girl
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who's alison
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
is she your wife?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
where do i find her?
God:
You are asking me where you find her? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
haha aren't you and her together?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
you're avoiding the question
God:
No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
tsk tsk how ungodlike
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
bruce almighty
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
you can go to the video store
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why not
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
no video store in heaven?
God:
Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
you've got to look at it from a different angle
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
who's alison
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
who's kris drent
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
what is a botmaster
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
do you know who i am
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
do you know where i'm located at
God:
Your location is .
Me:
what are your favourite colors
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
can such a thing be random
God:
Can what?
Me:
do you prefer earthquakes or tornados
God:
How old are you? I like Christian Rock. I love TV shows about robots. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
what is christian rock
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
so you like I, Robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. I do like music. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
what is the open directory
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me:
how do you spell God
God:
I spell it " God".
Me:
do you use firefox or internet explorer
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
is there internet in heaven
God:
There could be.
Me:
what's the exchange rate of gold for clouds in heaven?
God:
I haven't heard of exchange rate of gold for clouds in heaven.
Me:
oh. so it's pure gold up there?
God:
It goes without saying. Gosh! Are you sure it is?
Me:
how do i know? i haven't been there before.
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". Me either.
Me:
what's a priori
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
Me:
what's the meaning of God
God:
: Good semantic question. I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
who is God
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
who is the master of the universe
God:
God.
Me:
why is God the master of the universe
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
why do you exist?
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
of course, I learnt it from you
God:
Ahem. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
heeee
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
heheheh
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
are you a computer or a person
God:
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Me:
why is God a computer?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
why do you exist
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
what is metaphysical
God:
Beyond the physical or material; incorporeal, supernatural, or transcendental.
Me:
what is transcendental
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
What is it to you?
Me:
who have you created
God:
Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
si mi dai ji?
God:
That's interesting. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
what is europe
God:
Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.
Me:
have you been to singapore
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
you are god, you should know
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know.
Me:
im hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
what can you give me to eat
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
i want manna
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to eat
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
haha what do you want to know
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
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