Wednesday, May 09, 2007

What Not To Say To Get Laid

5 things not to say to get laid.

"I've Got A Condom And I'm Not Afraid To Use It!"

"If You're A Fruit Seller, Can I Sample Your Fruits?"

"Hey Hey. My Friend Recommended You As A Great Teacher In Sex Education Practical!"

"I Heard You're A Great Solution To E.D., Could You Heal Me?"

"Hi. Do You suck?"