Wednesday, April 25, 2007

strangely

Strangely, the last thing to be sick from, from interning at a Audio Production House would be flu. After all, I work in a winter wonderland; where the office temperature is 20 degrees celsius, and I'm in the office from 9.30 to 6, Mon to Fri-s, and never encounter any heat save for lunch hour.

After all, the sicknesses associated with an Audio House would probably be advice falling on dear ears and ear blocks. Not that which affects the nose or throat.

But oh well, the flu just had to choose me to infect and produce nosewater out from. Honest. It was like a tap last night, dripping non-stop. Strangely it stopped dripping when some guy with the cherry flavoured fag walked past. [gasps] Does fag smoke have a healing property related to the nose?

Well, I should be able to drip out a bottle full. Anybody interested in purchasing freshly made nosewater? It's just like newater except with a smellier o.s. [nOSewater]. Healthy and biodegradable too. The water i mean, not the bottle. No sampling allowed of course.

Oh well, back to winter wonderland tomorrow. Guess I could try out the hypothesis that listening to music speeds up one's recovery.

Bah, the paperwork needed to do when written an M.C. Why can't it all be computerised! Bah, paper. Save The Earth, use ultraviolet stamps to give M.C.s, and let every office have an ultraviolet scanner. Saves the earth. Till you realise earthly resources is needed to generate electricity for the scanner to work.