Purple light, in the valley
This is where I wanna be
FHM Best Companion
With my rifle and my buddy and me.
Attend B, Chao Keng F***er
Attend C, Cannot Make It
Everyday, report sick
With my rifle and my buddy and me.
Booking out, to see my girlfriend
Saw her with other girls
F***ed them all, with my ****
With my rifle and my buddy and me.
Booking in, took a shower.
I dropped my soap, and bent over.
Suddenly, something funny,
It was my buddy and his rifle in me.
